“Welcome to the Zoo… Have you Pet the Lions?”
December 29, 2008, 8:21 am
Filed under: General

The epic Season for Detroit football has finally come to an end. The record is now etched in stone and the Franchise will now forever be remembered as the worst in NFL History.

It seems as though the team has lost more than just 16 games though. The very name of the Franchise is now meaningless.  The word “Lion” will no longer strike fear into the heart of any. People will visit petting Zoos to find Lions for their children to play with. A pack of Lions, once referred to as a “Pride,” will from here on out be referred to as a “Humiliation.” Gazelles in the wild, hearing of the fabled Detroit Lions, will flock to the city in order to find a safe haven. In essence, life as we know it will never be the same.

I will continue to be a fan and look forward to better times. I don’t know when they will come… but will hang on and rejoice when they do.


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